Swiggity Swooty: Taleth’s Valentine’s Day Update

Okay so blah blah I had a great time blah blah

So I wasn’t going to write a follow up post BUT she sent me a bouquet and the card was HILARIOUS so I had to share with you guys:

Roses are red

Peaches are fruity

Swiggity Swooty

I’m coming for that booty

Happy Valentine’s Day, Nerd 🙂

This is particularly hilarious because if you read my Valentine’s Day post from the other day, I used the ‘swiggity swooty’ gif and also my card is VERY similar (I, too, mention the booty).

GREAT MINDS.

Also, she baked me cookies and made me breakfast this morning and it was really good. The key to my heart is food, so GOOD JOB McHotStuff!

So basically what I’m saying is I think I may have to keep her.

EDIT: Forgot to mention, magic trick totally worked. I got laid.