Come for the lesbians, stay for the plot.
Okay so blah blah I had a great time blah blah So I wasn’t going to write a follow up post BUT she sent me a bouquet and the card was HILARIOUS so I had to share with you guys: Roses are red Peaches are fruity Swiggity Swooty I’m coming for…
Leave a CommentJust kidding. If I were to actually write a guide to romance you’d all be fucked, and I wouldn’t do that to you, because I care. This is just a post about my awesome Valentine’s Day plans. So I’ve been dating this girl, codename SEXY MCHOTSTUFF (McHotStuff), for a few…
4 CommentsIf you’ve ever wondered about the story behind Alex’s Girl and how it even became a thing (or how I got started on Wattpad) you might find this post interesting. If not then you’ll probably find it super boring!
5 CommentsWhat’s that? A chapter preview? After nearly a year and a half of no updates? That’s right folks! Here we go: Alex laughed. It felt good to laugh. She had missed Gabe. He always knew what to say to make her feel better. “How are things at the bar?” “Fine,…
10 CommentsThis is not true. I am definitely in it for more than her nice rack (although it is definitely one of my favorite things if we’re being perfectly honest here.) But like, how great is this card? I guess I probably should’ve posted this sooner so you guys could get…
2 CommentsHelloooo everyone! So, as you can see, my blog is back up. I even made a terribly embarrassing video to celebrate the occasion. Mostly I’m rambling and you can barely hear me because I mumble BUT I’m posting it anyway because maybe you will find it as entertaining as I…
8 CommentsHey guys. So I’m heading to California for a little over a week. All of last year I basically spent most of my time with the same two people, Rome and my gay guy friend who shall be codenamed ‘Dale.’ We would just sit in their apartment and drink. But…
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