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Swiggity Swooty: Taleth’s Valentine’s Day Update

Okay so blah blah I had a great time blah blah So I wasn’t going to write a follow up post BUT she sent me a bouquet and the card was HILARIOUS so I had to share with you guys: Roses are red Peaches are fruity Swiggity Swooty I’m coming for that booty Happy Valentine’s Day, Nerd 🙂 This is particularly hilarious because if you read my Valentine’s Day post from the other day, I used the ‘swiggity swooty’ gif and also my card is VERY similar (I, too, mention the booty). GREAT MINDS. Also, she baked me cookies and made me…

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Taleth’s Guide To TRUE ROMANCE

Just kidding. If I were to actually write a guide to romance you’d all be fucked, and I wouldn’t do that to you, because I care. This is just a post about my awesome Valentine’s Day plans. So I’ve been dating this girl, codename SEXY MCHOTSTUFF (McHotStuff), for a few months. We’ve been talking since Thanksgiving but didn’t actually start going on dates until early December. So I guess it’s been like 2.5 months? Well, whatever. Anyway. McHotStuff is pretty hot and awesome. I’m into her. I’m tryna get dat shit on lock, yo.   Okay no. Seriously though she’s…

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The Most Romantic Valentine’s Day Card

This is not true. I am definitely in it for more than her nice rack (although it is definitely one of my favorite things if we’re being perfectly honest here.) But like, how great is this card? I guess I probably should’ve posted this sooner so you guys could get an awesome card like this for your own ladies but whatever. If you want to get one of these sah-weet Valentine’s Day cards (or cards for other occasions), check out Row House 14 on Etsy by clicking HERE.

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