Come for the lesbians, stay for the plot.
Okay so blah blah I had a great time blah blah So I wasn’t going to write a follow up post BUTÂ she sent me a bouquet and the card was HILARIOUS so I had to share with you guys: Roses are red Peaches are fruity Swiggity Swooty I’m coming for…
Leave a CommentJust kidding. If I were to actually write a guide to romance you’d all be fucked, and I wouldn’t do that to you, because I care. This is just a post about my awesome Valentine’s Day plans. So I’ve been dating this girl, codename SEXY MCHOTSTUFF (McHotStuff), for a few…
4 CommentsThis is not true. I am definitely in it for more than her nice rack (although it is definitely one of my favorite things if we’re being perfectly honest here.) But like, how great is this card? I guess I probably should’ve posted this sooner so you guys could get…
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