Lost Then Found: Chapter Eight

Update: Chapter Eight is currently unavailable due to technical difficulties. Hopefully Wattpad stops being garbage at some point today. Sorry!


As you can see, Chapter Eight of Lost Then Found has been posted to Wattpad, and you can read it now by clicking HERE.

It’s a bit of a doozy so uh, buckle up.

If you need a refresher, here’s a link to Chapter Seven.

Chapter Song is Kill V. Maim by Grimes. It literally has the words “Italian Mobster” and “B-E-H-A-V-E ARREST US!” and “I don’t behave!” which I liked bc lol #SoVal. Like to me this song is her theme song the way the song Help I’m Alive (by Metric) was for her in Alex’s Girl. Also the song is just super weird and catchy. Happy listening!

Happy reading!


Read Lost Then Found: Chapter Six

Helloooo peasants!

I’m back with Chapter Six of Lost Then Found, which can be found on Wattpad by following this lovely link: Read Chapter Six of Lost Then Found Now!

Wanted to take a minute to thank everyone for your patience. I’ve recently been promoted at my job (yay!) and uh, I’ve basically gone from leaving the office at 5:30pm every day to not leaving until after 7pm, plus working at home and on the weekends (boo…)

What I’m trying to say is that I’m even busier now than I was before, so please continue to be patient with me.

So this chapter was also told from Val’s POV. 50 pages (ugh) and 23K words. It felt so good to write Val and Alex in the same room again! For longer than 5 minutes! Those two needed to TALK though. Finally.

Here’s the chapter song! XXXO by MIA. This song is pretty old but whatever. I think the obvious song choice from MIA, especially for a Val-centric chapter, is ‘Bad Girls’ but that felt TOOOO obvious so I went with XXXO which is also very good.

Runner Up Songs:

  1. Red Lips by GTA [Skrillex Remix]
  2. Monster VS Angel by WDL
  3. I’m A Ruin by Marina & The Diamonds


I also wanted to thank my lovely betas for all their hard work 🙂 It’s not easy getting through 50 pages of crappy writing when you are a busy adult with a job, so thanks to you guys (Cat, Leslie, and Andrea) for all of your hard work.

Speaking of Andrea, here’s a small bit of our conversation the other day while she was editing.



Look HOW THOROUGH. But also, there are some funnier bits of our convo but I don’t want to post them yet due to spoilers (and also I don’t want to influence anyone’s interpretation of certain scenes.) But maybe I will do a behind-the-scenes esque blog post when Lost Then Found is done so you can see all the crazy shit I talk to Andrea about.

In other news: Skype Group is still on-going. Everyone is very busy these days so it’s not as active so NEW BLOOD is welcome. Search my name on Skype and add me and let me know you want to be added to the group chat 🙂

I’m way too lazy to write a whole other ‘follow me on social media’ thing so I’m going to copy and paste from my last post:

If you’re one of those awesome readers who follows me on all or at least one of my social media platforms and knows not to inundate my inbox with questions about my update schedule… then you can read no further and go enjoy your day, you lil smarty pants you.

If you are, at this very moment, seriously considering sending me another Email/PM/DM/comment/etc to ask me when I plan on updating, please click on these links below and follow me:






Heads up that Twitter followers knew first that I’d be updating today 😉

Chapter 7 news: No idea when I can realistically post this, but “hopefully soon”. Let’s aim for before the New Year. Nice and vague.

On the brightside, I do know what I want to happen in chapter 7, so writer’s block won’t be an issue. It’s really just finding the time to actually write it.

Also just a reminder that Lost Then Found has been entered into the Watty Awards which, okay let’s be real here–fat chance BUT if you comment/vote/share/follow/etc then MAAAAYBE there’s a chance for Val and Alex to become Wattpad famous! Cool.

Expect a chapter 7 preview in a few weeks 🙂

Okay I’m done.

As always, thanks for reading! I hope you enjoy the chapter.


Lost Then Found: Chapter 6 Preview

Halloooo my favorite minions!

I know this has taken a while. I actually meant to post this sooner, but I kept forgetting to (sorry.)

I’m trying to think if there’s anything worth reporting to you guys…. hmmm nope.

So please enjoy this (fairly long) preview of chapter 6!


“Do you love her?” I asked suddenly, instantly wishing I hadn’t. I already knew, so why did I ask?

Alex’s lips parted slightly, her eyes widening. She seemed as surprised at being asked the question as I was for asking it. She only allowed her surprise to show for a split second before she quickly cast her eyes downwards, a crease forming in her brow as she avoided my searching gaze. 

After a brief moment of silent contemplation, she said, “Yes, I do.” She turned to look at me. “I do love her,” she stated, this time with more confidence. A strange but beautiful smile spread across her face. It didn’t quite match the look in her eyes, like she wasn’t sure whether she was happy or sad.

“Why are you smiling like that?” I asked, wondering if my question had prompted her to finally find an answer to a question she had already been asking herself.

“It’s just… there’s something strange about hearing that question from you. Do you love her,” she repeated, appearing thoughtful. “That question.”


She hesitated for a flicker of a second before she said, “Because I loved you first.”


Her words had barely finished processing before she hastened to change the subject. “What about you and Claire?”


As always, text in previews are always subject to change before the final draft.

Wasn’t sure whether to write this chapter in Val’s POV or not but she was being real annoying about it so I was like “Fine, you get another.” Back to 3rd person for Chapter 7.

The long awaited talk is nigh! I couldn’t really post anything else without giving away some key details so this will have to do.

Hoping to post chapter 6 this month! I’m veeeeery busy (even more so now that I’ve been promoted at my job) but I am hoping that I will have some time to get it out before November.

If you’re one of those awesome readers who follows me on all or at least one of my social media platforms and knows not to inundate my inbox with questions about my update schedule… then you can read no further and go enjoy your day, you lil smarty pants you.

If you are, at this very moment, seriously considering sending me another Email/PM/DM/comment/etc to ask me when I plan on updating, please click on these links below and follow me:






Aaaand posting this took about 2 hours longer than I thought it would, so I’m going to bed because I’m going to be a zombie tomorrow.

Goodnight and see you all soon for Chapter 6 😉



I was just joking. Please don’t send me overly personal questions about my sex life.

Lost Then Found: Read Chapter Five Now!

Hi guys!

Click here to read Chapter Five of Lost Then Found.

PHEW. What a long wait, huh?

Again, thanks to everyone for being so patient. I had a loooot going on the past few months and it made it really difficult to stick to my update-a-month schedule that I was trying so hard to stick to. Writing is hard, guys.

I’d read the latest chapter first before reading this blog post any further (not that there’s anything particularly spoilery, but just in case.)


This chapter, which is 52 pages long in Microsoft Word, is 100% Val-centric. It’s basically a ‘day-in-the-life-of-our-favorite-mob-boss’ chapter, which I think is good because everyone has been asking to be in her head, and frankly I missed being in there anyway. It’s a good glimpse into what Val has going on, since the story has been very Alex-focused up until this point. Alex does show up eventually, though, so I’m sure that was a big relief to those of you that have been Sterling’d, which is probably 99% of you.

I’m excited about writing the next chapter because I get to have the two of them in the same room again, for longer than ten minutes, for the first time in forever. Writing them separately is a huge pain. I’m so used to them occupying the same space a la Alex’s Girl.

I’d love to know what you guys think of the chapter (as per usual) so feel free to leave comments here or on Wattpad.

Here’s the chapter song! Castle by Halsey (who, by the way, I will be going to see at Madison Square Garden on Saturday. If I can get Halsey to make out with me I will of course let you all know so I can brag about it.)


Sick of all these people talking, sick of all this noise
Tired of all these cameras flashing, sick of being poised
Now my neck is open wide, begging for a fist around it
Already choking on my pride, so there’s no use crying about it

(Agnus Dei, Agnus Dei, Agnus Dei, Agnus Dei)

I’m headed straight for the castle
They wanna make me their queen
And there’s an old man sitting on the throne that’s saying that I probably shouldn’t be so mean
I’m headed straight for the castle
They’ve got the kingdom locked up
And there’s an old man sitting on the throne that’s saying I should probably keep my pretty mouth shut

Straight for the castle

Oh, all of these minutes passing, sick of feeling used
If you wanna break these walls down, you’re gonna get bruised
Now my neck is open wide, begging for a fist around it
Already choking on my pride, so there’s no use crying about it

(Agnus Dei, Agnus Dei, Agnus Dei, Agnus Dei)

I’m headed straight for the castle
They wanna make me their queen
And there’s an old man sitting on the throne that’s saying that I probably shouldn’t be so mean
I’m headed straight for the castle
They’ve got the kingdom locked up
And there’s an old man sitting on the throne that’s saying I should probably keep my pretty mouth shut

Straight for the castle

In other news, the Skype Group Chat is still going on! We’re a bunch of fun chicks that you should come hang out with. To join just add me on Skype (by searching for me via my Email, Taleth.Phaulkon@gmail.com) and after I’ve accepted your add request PLEASE send me a message letting me know you’d like to be added to the group. It’s really that easy, I promise.

ALSO I’m very active on Twitter now, so that’s the best place to go if you’re looking for more consistent, frequent updates on my writing progress. My most recent writing-progress related tweet will always be pinned to the top of my Twitter profile.

Not that I don’t love hearing from you guys but before messaging me or commenting to ask when the next update is, make sure you’ve checked one of my SEVERAL social media sites to see if I’ve answered your question there.





Oh and if you’ve recently messaged me or sent me an Email I promise I will respond the second I have a free moment!

I’m no longer going to promise to update monthly, but I will try my hardest to anyway.

I’ll post the Chapter Six Preview in a few weeks or so, so be sure to check back (or, if you follow me here too, you’ll get Email alerts when I post anything.)

OH and before I forget, I’ve entered Lost Then Found into The Wattys 2016, which is probably a longshot but hey I’m down for the challenge. I’ll be honest–I don’t fully understand how The Wattys work. BUT if you do, then feel free to do your thang and show your support for LtF because winning things sounds cool. Honestly it sounds like they choose winners based on votes, shares, engagement/comments (aka Data analyzed by their ‘data scientists’) so if you do any of those three things you’re helping Alex and Val out, and that’s rad.

Thanks to my lovely betas for reading 52 long pages and correcting my dumb mistakes despite having busy lives (and dumb mistakes) of your own.

Anyway. I love you guys. Thanks for reading!

Goodnight! Catch you on the flip.


Lost Then Found: Chapter 5 Preview

Hello peasants!

Happy Friyay! May your work/school day be short and boring but in the good way, not the bad way.

I know it’s been forever since I’ve posted anything. I’m sorry. I’ve been really really really really busy. April was crazy and May has also been crazy.

Anyway, I know I warned you all at the end of Chapter 4 that there was a good chance that I probably wouldn’t update in May. I was right, clearly.

BUT I’m hoping to maybe update in June? I don’t know, this chapter is being a huge pain in the ass. I guess you’ll see why when you read the preview though.

Speaking of… here is the Chapter 5 Preview:


I wasn’t prepared to wake up in the emergency room with a bullet wound and a concussion, but I was even less prepared to find myself staring into Alex Sterling’s stunned face.

I had thought I was dreaming. I used to have that dream often. That nightmare. Her face often plagued my mind, when I was stuck drifting in the chasm between awake and sleep, like some painful, constant reminder that I had been to Heaven for a minute before falling back to Hell where I was destined to stay lost forever, wandering all nine circles like Dante before me.

If my heart was a house, Alex was locked in the basement.

She was a secret I kept buried in the darkest room, a place I never went to except in the late hours of the night, when exhaustion would weaken the defenses I had spent years building. Against better judgment I would open the door and take a peek inside, where I would find her shivering and starving, chained to the wall of my barely beating heart.

My visits to the room grew more and more infrequent as the years passed, until one day I realized I had stopped going entirely.


Mmmm symbolism. Delicious.

Oh, and surprise! Guess whose head we’re going to be in for Chapter Five? Here’s a hint– It’s Val. We’re going to be in Val’s head. You already knew that, you didn’t need a hint.

I’m still in ‘first draft mode’ with this chapter so this passage may be completely taken out, or moved around, or tweaked further, or who knows what, by the time I’m ready to post the actual chapter.

Oh, and as for the group chat… if you want to join, you’ll have to log onto Skype, search for my Skype profile/account (searching for it via my Email: Taleth.Phaulkon@gmail.com), add me as a contact, then REQUEST to be added to the group chat by messaging me. This is the ONLY way to join it now.

Goodnight and have a good weekend guys!


Read Lost Then Found – Chapter 4

Hi everyone!

Here’s Chapter Four, as promised.

Would love to hear your thoughts, so feel free to leave them below (or, you know, in the comments on Wattpad. Whatever floats your boat.”

Chapter Five will be posted (HOPEFULLY) in May. I say “hopefully” because it’s still a very rough draft and I’m honestly not sure if I’ll be able to update the story in a month or not yet. On the bright side, I think you’ll all be pleasantly surprised with it. Not gonna tell you why yet, but you’ll know when I post the preview (HERE) in two weeks, so keep an eye out.

Here’s the Chapter Song: Greetings From Califournia 

Hands up it’s a stick up
Nobody’s leaving this room for a minute
Everyone’s breathing these fumes
That are in it
Sick of the people who make the decisions

Put your hands up it’s a stick up
Hopefully God is still down to forgive us
Nobody’s breathing
Who let the evil in?

What’s in the water?
Are you bothered?
What’s the problem here?

I can feel it go down
I can feel it go down all the way
All the way
Give it to me slow now
Give it to me slow then watch the way
It comes and comes

Handcuffed and I thought of you
I made love and I thought of you
My Daddy died, I just thought of you
My Sister cried and my Mama too
I got a place and I thought of you
I tried to decorate and I thought of you
I’m seeing red but I’m singing blue
I never knew what black and white would fit you too

Anybody, somebody, please
I’m begging
I’m even on my knees
I’ve got a dozen insecurities
But I don’t think you should be worried for me
No I don’t think you should be worried for me

I actually had another song in mind for this chapter but then I heard this song and I dunno, I dig it.

ALSO: In other news… I started a chat group last month on Skype that’s free for anyone to join. It’s basically a bunch of us from Wattpad just hanging out. It’s a 24/7 thing so people pop in and out as often or as little as they like. If you’re expecting a literary discussion you will be disappointed. The books do come up sometimes but it’s mostly people shooting the shit and chatting, which is better anyway.

SO, if you’re interested and wanna check it out, either add me on Skype (taleth.phaulkon@gmail.com) and let me know so I can add you to the chat OR follow this link: https://join.skype.com/NJip7H9A0LbH.

It gets crazy in there (and sometimes totally dead) but it’s fun, I promise!

Anyway, I’ll keep you guys updated about May!

Until next time!


Lost Then Found: Chapter 4 Preview

Hi Guys!

I know this is a little late but pretty girls distract me on the daily. Chapter Four will be posted early April! Fair warning, it’s a doozy. That’s right, a doozy. 

Here’s the preview of Chapter Four:

“It was a long time ago, for about two months give or take,” Val said, waving her hand in the air as if to shoo the label of ‘ex’ away. “Totally not a big deal.”

Laura was now staring at Val as if through new eyes. Alex wasn’t sure which was more obvious, the intense jealousy or the admiration.

“How did you get her to commit?” Laura asked, leaning back against the bar. She shot Alex a sidelong glance. “I thought Alex committing to a relationship was the stuff of legends.”

The Greco woman spun the straw around her drink then took a sip. She let out a humorless laugh. “It was pretty short-lived,” Val said, lifting her eyes to Alex’s again. “It probably didn’t even really count.”

The look of mischief was gone, and instead Val looked… honest, like her old self. It caught Alex off guard, causing her heart to thud harder against her chest.

The blonde woman was still staring at Val, seemingly speechless. She had never felt so tongue-tied. What was she supposed to say? Was she supposed to go along with this casual mood Val was setting? Why did Gabe disappear when she needed him for moral support?

“It counts,” Alex said, surprised when she heard the words force themselves from her throat. Val was clearly pretending that the encounter they had had last week hadn’t happened, so Alex decided to play along. She took another minute to look Val slowly up and down again. Her soul quaked. “You look good, Val.”


See you guys in April!

Your friendly neighborhood writer,


Tello Films: Shows Created For Lesbians, By Lesbians.

What do we want?


When do we want them?


Picture this: Shows created with you in mind. Shows like Vervegirl TV’s Carmilla or like Orange is the New Black, in that they tell original stories often not told enough–stories about lesbian/queer women. That’s Tello.

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But before I get into that, I think we need to talk briefly about why a site like Tello is a much-needed godsend. Let’s take a look at how lesbians and queer women get treated on TV (and I mean just TV, because if I also focused on other forms of media we’d be here ALL DAY).

To point to the most recent examples (that I can think of, at least) there’s Orphan Black’s Delphine Cormier (played by my goddess Evelyn Brochu) who got shot in a parking garage and is presumed dead.

Delphine's Death Scene

I’m usually one to say, “If you don’t show the character’s on-screen death then there’s a good chance they’ll come back!”

But given the way the actresses are tweeting their goodbyes, and what co-creator John Fawcett had to say about it: “For us, I believe this is a horrible thing that had to happen. And I know that it’s hard and I know that it’s emotional and I know there are going to be a lot of people out there going ‘WHY?!?’ But trust me, this was a necessary move to make.”  

Well, let’s just say I’m not super optimistic about it.

Another recent example of lesbian characters getting shafted would be The 100’s Commander Lexa (played by my girlfriend Alycia Debnam-Carey). Technically her character isn’t the one that gets shafted, but because she does the shafting, the lesbian romance comes to an abrupt halt. The CW can get to say that they’re “progressive”, because their main character, Clarke, is bisexual and kissed a girl (Lexa) once. (Technically, the Lexa/the lesbian initiated the “surprise” kiss, absolving Clarke of responsibility so that people could easily say she wasn’t super into it, but let’s not get into that.)

Clexa kiss

But… wait… what about all the straight boys that want to fantasize about dating Clarke? And all the straight girls who want to be Clarke?

Not to worry. The CW  doesn’t alienate their main, straight audience, because surprise! Lexa betrays Clarke, therefore ending that romance before it even gets to develop into something real. We wouldn’t want a lesbian relationship that could possibly be off-putting to their heterosexual viewers! If you want to read my thoughts on The 100 (and my prediction for ‘Clexa’ development in Season 3, check out this recent blog post.)

Clarke and Lexa

Yes, Clarke, we DO deserve better than this constant, lesbian-relationship-ruining bullshit.

One more example then I promise I will get to the point. Lauren German’s lesbian character on Chicago Fire, Leslie Shay, gets hit by some beam or some shit, and dies in a burning building. In an interview with TVLife, Executive Producer Matt Olmstead ends up saying that all the writers sat in a room deciding which character should be killed to cause a ‘big impact.’ They wanted to choose a character that would affect ‘the most people’. So naturally, they chose the lesbian character, because that makes sense. Basically, it’s the opposite of what they’re saying. They wanted to make the least impact, so they killed off a character they considered less important the the other (straight) central characters. These are just three examples, but other recent examples include Isabelle Hartley (Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D), and Sarah Lance (Arrow.)

Leslie Shay death

The point is, most of the time, it feels like the writers for mainstream TV shows include a secondary LGBT character just to say that they did, for brownie points. If they include a main character as LGBT, that character gets killed off, or their relationship ruined. I’m not here to rant and rave and list about a dozen other examples of lesbian/bisexual/queer female characters who are poorly handled/treated by show’s writers, because there’s literally an entire list on AfterEllen.com of 35 examples (which can be found here). It’s literally so common that there’s a Trope called “Bury Your Gays.” Tropes become tropes because they’re so common they’re essentially cliches. 

Basically, lesbian characters are very clearly living in a straight person’s TV show, and they end up getting pushed out, murdered, or killed, while their straight buddies live on to see another season.

Lesbian? No happy ending for you, sorry.

But this finally brings me to the point of this post: tello Films. What is tello?

tello is a subscription web-series site dedicated to producing quality lesbian series. Every series on our site is made by, for, and about lesbians and lesbian-friendly allies.
Every show on tello has lesbian lead characters, a lesbian storyline, and have at least one lesbian producer.  Our mission is to support the creation of lesbian entertainment and encourage lesbian creators whose ideas aren’t often welcomed in mainstream media.

Pretty sexy, right? There’s finally a place to watch shows written for and by lesbians, a place where lesbian characters aren’t in a straight person’s show, they’re in their own show, and they’re not going to be minimized or pushed out to make room for straight characters.

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The mission of Tello really jived with me because it was so similar to how I started writing. I noticed that there just isn’t enough LGBTQ media out there. I couldn’t find stories where I felt I was being represented. I wanted stories that didn’t have to revolve around lesbianism or sexual orientation, but that had three-dimensional, important, lesbian characters and protagonists. The book could be about aliens and there didn’t have to be any romance in it at all, I didn’t care, I just wanted a protagonist who I could relate to.

This is why I started writing in the first place. I wanted something, couldn’t find it, and decided to take it upon myself to create it instead.

That seems to be what the CEO & Founder of Tello, Christin Baker, also did. Christin Baker founded Tello Films in order to provide modern and relevant lesbian-focused stories for the under-served lesbian community. Like me, she saw that the lesbian community craved stories with characters they could relate to, took it upon herself to create said stories, and now provides them to said starved community via the website, http://www.onemorelesbian.com/tello/ 

She and her wife are pretty cute, too.

I’ll be honest. I had never heard of Tello until they reached out to me and offered me a year-long subscription in exchange for writing this post. Once I had looked into it I was eager to accept the proposal. If it turned out that this site was awesome then HELL YEAH  I would want to share it with you guys! Also, for the record, I’m not making a dime from writing this review, so you can rest easy knowing that this post is 100% honest and 0% bullshit.

I decided to watch a few shows and review them for you guys.

Some things to keep in mind:

  1. These shows are all web series. Each episode ranges from 5-15 minutes long. It’s short, but at least they usually all end in a way that makes you want to click onto the next one.
  2. The web design is terrible. If I were tello I would hire a new web designer, a good one, and drop some serious bucks on making their website pretty and optimized. Maybe it’s just the digital marketer in me speaking but UX/UI design shouldn’t be overlooked. Update the comment section as well. God. Update everything. Anyway, try not to let the poor design distract you, there’s some great content on the Tello site!
  3. In some of their older shows, the low budget production quality is almost distracting (looking at you, Cowgirl Up.) The newer shows, however, look/feel/sound/play great!

So without further ado, here’s what I thought of the shows:

The Show: #Hashtag

Current Seasons: Two, on-going

So there are a lot of series to choose from on Tello. In fact there is  drop-down menu of 18 series to choose from. For writing this review I wanted to watch a few, but where to start?

The first show I watched was #Hashtag.

Official Synopsis: #Hashtag follows the love lives of two technology-obsessed best friends in Chicago. From Instagram seduction to inappropriate selfies, Twitter oversharing to OKCupid dating, Liv and Skylar are about to learn the real-life consequences of over-indulgence in the virtual world. 

I already felt like this would be the show for me. Firstly, it’s a comedy, which I dig because lesbian shows are hard enough to find as it is but when you do find them, they’re usually super dramatic and depressing. Also, it’s about tech-obsessed twenty-somethings? I can relate to that!

I’ve got to admit, the first episode had me wondering if I’d continue. It starts off awkwardly, with one of the main characters, Skylar (played by Caitline Bergh) giving herself a pep-talk in the mirror. It was supposed to be funny, I think, but the scene itself came off as cringey.

THAT BEING SAID, the show quickly picked up, which is saying something, because if my super early opinion of you is that you’re going to suck, it’s really hard to change my mind afterwards.

The truth is, #Hashtag is awesome. It somewhat reminded me of HBO Girls except, you know, the Girls in question are either lesbian or bisexual. Hallelujah!

The show is definitely funny, with wacky (kind of dumb) Skylar and the more serious (but also hilarious because she’s more serious) Liv played by Lauren Zak. Skylar continues to be annoying throughout the show as she is an aspiring stand-up comedian (and is not funny AT ALL during her comedy acts) BUT it becomes an amusing kind of annoying. Her naiveté becomes endearing. You like watching her in scenes because you know she’s going to do something ridiculous or inappropriate, which is made all the funnier when her best friend, Liv, has to witness it with that ‘ugh not again’ look on her face, as Skylar’s dumb moves usually somehow make Liv’s life harder.

Liv & Skylar at a lingerie-themed bachelorette party

One of Skylar’s on-going storylines is trying to become a famous comedian, like I mentioned. But what makes it even more interesting is that she has a rival comedian named Rose who is Liv’s evil ex girlfriend. Rose is an awesome character. You begin to notice her flirting with Skylar, and if you love the enemies-with-sexual-tension trope as much as I do you’ll enjoy this weird “I hate you but wait… are we flirting?” kind of thing going on in season one between Skylar and Rose. Did I mention Skylar has a long-term girlfriend? Well she does. Drama~

Liv is my favorite character, possibly because I can relate to her the most. You first see her in the park with her dog, trying to read a book on a comically windy day. A man hits on her. Random girls come up to pet her dog. You can see her trying to be polite, but really, she’s just annoyed at these people bothering her. I feel you girl.

Then she’s also a commitment-phobe. She starts off dating one girl, Heather, then meets a total babe named Tasha (played by Marnie Alton.) What’s funny (and extremely relatable) about Liv is how she is afraid of commitment, yet does things that are seen as moving too fast. For example, in Season 1, during one of her first dates with Tasha, she invites Tasha to a wedding where Tasha would meet Liv’s parents. Then later, in season 2, Liv freaks out when Tasha offers her a key to her apartment even though she has practically been living there.

A mystery that starts in episode 1 is the mysterious Instagram stalker Liv seems to have. This woman, who goes by ‘MarleesMom’, is described as an “older woman, a nice looking Jewish mother” in her 40s. And she’s flirting with Liv non-stop. Liv is definitely into it, as this woman is apparently gorgeous and “Liv’s type” according to Skylar. Without giving anything away, let’s just say finding out who this mysterious woman is is SO SO WORTH IT (and you have to watch season 2 to finally meet her.) If you dig HOT older women and realistic (hilarious) lesbian drama that you can relate to then you will enjoy this show.

OH! And before I forget to mention it, yes there are making out/non-graphic sex scenes and yes some of them are hot (not all, but some.) There’s especially a lot of hot girl on girl action in season 2, which you’ll want to start watching right away because season 1 ends with a cliff-hanger.

Here is the trailer for Season 1:

Anyway, just go and watch the show now! Episode 1 is a bit boring and frankly, kind of weird, but after that it gets much better. Once you make it to episode 3/4 you’ll be hooked on this great series, I promise.

You Can Watch #Hashtag By Clicking Here.

The Show: Cowgirl Up

Current Seasons: Two

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If you were a South of Nowhere fan then this show is probably gonna be your first stop. Why?

Mandy Musgrave, AKA the ‘Ashley’ in ‘Splashley’ is in it! AND…wait for it…

It was created by Nancylee Myatt… also of South of Nowhere fame.

Unfortunately, Mandy’s appearance wasn’t enough to keep me watching. This show was way too goofy/corny for me, which is a shame because Mandy Musgrave is so great and her talents could be better utilized in a better show. I couldn’t get through season 1 and stopped watching after forcing myself to watch episode 3 (which I only did because it did seem to be one of Tello’s more popular shows, and I wanted to give it a shot.) I’m considering trying it again at a later time. Maybe it’s just another slow start that needs patience before it hooks you? There has to be a reason so many people like it!

That being said, if you’re into western-style comedies featuring cowgirl lesbians then Cowgirl Up is right up your alley. It did have some funny moments (AND MANDY MUSGRAVE), but with the poor streaming quality, terrible fake accents, general lack of realism, and odd special effect usage it just wasn’t my thing.

Here’s the teaser:

If you want to give it a shot, you can watch Cowgirl Up by CLICKING HERE.

The Show: Kiss Her I’m Famous

Current Seasons: Two, with a third on the way.

Official Synopsis:Kiss Her I’m Famous follows two down-and-out best friends as they look for fame in all the wrong places.  Their plan?  A celebrity sex tape to catapult the into the limelight. What could go wrong?

Kiss Her I’m Famous, created by Rolla Selbak, has an extremely strong start, which is more than I can say for the previous two shows.

It starts with a news station reporting on a sex scandal between a senator using taxpayer money to fund his hookers/escorts while on “business” trips to France. After this scandal, the escort in question gets a $20 million dollar reality TV show deal.

Then, we’re introduced to the leads.

One is a tech-savvy (super hot) lesbian named Mandy Diaz (played by Tracy Ryerson of The Real L Word fame) who we learn has just been broken up with for “not being adventurous enough in bed.”

The other friend, Jen (played by Ilea Matthews), is suspicious that her boyfriend is cheating on her while away at Cannes Film Festival. It turns out he is (with the same French escort that was caught with the senator!), and, somehow already packed, she promptly moves in with Mandy.

Ilea Matthews (left) and Tracy Ryerson (right)

The charm of this show is the dynamic between these two characters. Mandy is the more serious one, who is now dealing with insecurities about not feeling sexy thanks to what her ex, Hannah, had to say about her lack of sexual adventurousness. Jen is the more excitable, free-spirited one that concocts the crazy plan of making a sex tape in order to get back at their respective former partners. She’s certain that making a sex tape (featuring Mandy and someone else) will be their ticket to ‘fame.’ Their friendship is believable and hilarious, and somewhat reminiscent of Don’t Trust The B**** In Apartment 23 (with Jen being the Chloe to Mandy’s June… except Mandy is a way better character than June so that parallel is a little eh)

But what’s great about this show is that these two characters are so much more than their sexuality. Sure, the show itself is based around a sex tape, and the character’s sexualities are important to the plot (Mandy doesn’t want her sex tape partner to be a male, as she is a lesbian) but the show itself is really about two women, who are fantastic friends, with a crazy idea, and who get closer and closer as the series continues.

Free-spirit Jen and Tech-Savvy Mandy

What do I mean by closer? I wasn’t sure whether there was any romantic possibility between Mandy and Jen. After all, Mandy we know identifies as a lesbian, but Jen has so far only mentioned her ex boyfriend. However, by episode 3, during a more serious, heartfelt moment between the two friends, Jen tells Mandy, “You know I had a crush on you in high school, right?”

The build up, the tension, is perfect. Mandy, seemingly flustered by her friend’s confession, merely smiles, shakes her head, and changes the topic. Adorable.

YES! This is what we live for, guys. That romantic/sexual tension between two old friends, who maybe previously had never seen each other as romantic options, but who slowly become maybe more-than-friends as they go on this “sex tape” adventure together. Will they end up together? Do they have feelings for each other? How will their relationship continue to develop? I had to keep watching to find out!

I don’t want to give away too much (spoiler alert!), but basically the sex tape doesn’t exactly go as planned, as the guy that would’ve been playing opposite Mandy ends up eating a pot brownie and can’t, uh, perform. So of course, Jen replaces him as the other actress and Season 1 ends with the two friends/roommates filming a sex tape together.

Personally, I would’ve preferred more of a, “Uh, are you sure you want to do this?” or “Is this a good idea?” from either Mandy or Jen, but apparently they both were 100% fine with the sudden change in plans. If they were so fine with the new arrangement it sort of begs the question as to why they wouldn’t have considered it before. That was my only gripe with this scene.

I haven’t watched Season 2 yet, but here is the synopsis: Jen and Mandy deal with their feelings after shooting their fake celebrity sex tape. And trust us…there are A LOT of feelings.

I’m definitely excited to see how filming the sex tape has affected their friendship, if at all, and how they deal with their newly found fame after their video leaks! Not to mention, I see an episode titled “The Ex” and I can only assume Mandy’s ex, Hannah, is back in town. Yesss!

Here’s the trailer for Season 1:

The best part? You can watch all of season 1 for free. And you definitely should, because it’s my favorite Tello show so far (followed closely by #Hashtag).

You Can Watch Kiss Her I’m Famous By Clicking Here.

The Show: Nikki & Norra

Seasons: Only one, but they tried crowdfunding season 2.

Official Synopsis: Nikki & Nora follows New Orleans locals Nikki Beaumont (Liz Vassey) and Nora Delaney (Christina Cox), former NOPD cops turned private investigators. They navigate the channels of their personal life together alongside their dedication to uncovering the truth in the one city that really likes to keep its secrets, NOLA.

Nikki & Nora is one of Tello’s most popular series. If you’ve ever wanted Rizzoli & Isles to just give in to their temptations and finally be together then this show would be for you. It’s about two former cops (played by the super hot Liz Vassey and Christina Cox) turned private eyes who live together and are partners. Partners. Like. Romantically and professionally.

Oh and yes, they’re already together at the beginning of the show. Personally, I like a build up of tensions between two characters, the will they won’t they, but the fact that their relationship is already established is definitely a nice change from the norm!

The two have great chemistry on-screen and to be honest, I didn’t care that much about whatever mystery they were solving because I was just waiting for them to have a super hot make out scene (which was super hot, by the way.) If you love detective/crime shows and lesbians then look no further.

As a bonus, Janina Gavankar (Papi) from The L Word is also a cast member, and she’s definitely hotter in this show now that she’s gotten rid of the cornrows.

I didn’t want to go too much into this because a quick Google search will show you that a ton of other people have already written about this series, AfterEllen.com included. Like I said, this show is one of Tello’s most popular.

Here’s the teaser for season 1:

You can watch the first two episodes of Nikki & Nora for free by clicking HERE.

Honorable Mention: AKA I only watched one episode of this show 

The Show: The Throwaways

Seasons: One

Official Synopsis: When newly out teen Olivia loses her family, her home, and her future in one fell swoop, she’s taken in by a resilient group of lesbian misfits. Things can only get better. Right?

The Throwaways, written by Julie Keck and Jessica King, is definitely the most ‘serious’ show I’ve watched while bouncing around the available shows on Tello. Well, I’ve only watched one episode, but already the content is darker than the previous shows.

This show is about Olivia, played by Ashley Andersen, a straight-A student with dreams of going to Brown University. In episode one she is trying (valiantly) to get her (very annoying and possibly dumb?) girlfriend, Andrea, to study so that she too can get into Brown. Olivia says “You need at LEAST a B” hahahaha no, you need at least an A+/4.0 GPA to get into Brown, but I digress.

So anyway, said annoying girlfriend would rather make out with Olivia than study, which of course is all fine and dandy until Olivia’s homophobic mother comes home, kicks annoying girlfriend out (the one thing she does that I agree with), and tells Olivia that she’s being sent to what Olivia calls a “De-Gaying Camp.”

Naturally, Olivia is like ‘fuck that noise’ and makes a run for it in the middle of the night. She waits in her car outside of Andrea’s house, texting her to come outside and run away with her. Andrea of course is like “umm no just because your life is fucked because I threw myself at you despite you being worried that your mom might walk in on us, doesn’t mean I’m going to fuck mine up and run away with you.” Okay she doesn’t say that. She basically avoids responding all together and says things like, “My ‘rentz would be mad.” Remind me to rant about how annoying it is when show writers have their teenage characters use terrible chat-speak riddled with typos in some weird attempt to make the characters more relatable.

Episode one ends with Olivia driving off into the night, destination unknown (but based on the synopsis, we can assume she somehow finds her way to a band of lesbian ‘misfits.’)

I’m definitely going to keep watching this one. I think it’s an important story to tell. As much as I love the fun, light-hearted lesbian series that Tello has thus far provided me with, I do think having stories that are focused on the darker issues LGBT youth face are still stories that need to be told.

Watch the trailer here:

Upcoming Tello Shows:

Also, I know you guys love Carmilla. We all love Carmilla. If you don’t love Carmilla, it’s because you don’t know what Carmilla is, and I advise you to click here so you can get up to speed.

Why am I mentioning Carmilla? Because one of Tello’s upcoming shows features Carmilla’s Kaitlyn Alexander!

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The show, called Full Out, just wrapped up filming three weeks ago, and takes place in Chicago.

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I literally don’t know anything else about it, but based on the above picture I can only assume it has to do with dancing? Ballet? Whatever. KAITLYN ALEXANDER IS IN IT. And if that’s not enough of a big name, another confirmed cast member is Nana Visitor of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine fame.

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Awesome cast. Chicago. Dancing. I think we’re in for a good one, guys.

Anyway, I know by now you’re all probably wondering how you can watch these awesome shows (or the other ones I didn’t get a chance to get to yet.)

You can get access to all 18 shows and premium content as well as trailers/teasers/extras for just $4.99 a month by becoming a Tello subscriber.

You can subscribe by CLICKING HERE.

Tello is pretty generous, and is offering my readers (you guys!) an exclusive two-week free trial to their site, giving you access to everything–including their exclusive, premium content!

So, interested in checking out what Tello has to offer, for two weeks, for FREE? You can take advantage of this awesome free-trial by CLICKING HERE. 

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Thanks for reading guys. And if you end up using that sweet 2-week free trial deal, let me know what you think, alright?

Chapter 20 of Alex’s Girl is Now Available!

Hey guys!

So as promised, this chapter did not take a year.

CLICK HERE to check it out.

Like I said, it’s a bit shorter than usual, but really it’s not about length. When a chapter is over, it’s over. Writing more for the sake of length would probably just produce erroneous crap.

The main story is technically over, however, there is an epilogue. It will also be short. BUT. I think you guys will like it.

Wattpad also updated their system for uploading stories/chapters to the site so I can’t believe I have to say this but… good job Wattpad.Especially after the shitfest that was trying to upload Chapter 19 (not sure if you guys remember, but when I tried to upload the new chapter, all the formatting was messed up and I had to go through manually and add in every. single. italics. and. bolding.)

Maybe they took my advice and finally hired a competent web/UX/UI designer?

Anyway, aside from this, I have a few other things going on. Stay tuned for this blog to be updated with more content (aside from just announcing when a new chapter has been released.)

Thank you guys, as usual, for the constant support and patience. I really appreciate all of you, even if you just read and leave. Like, would I appreciate you more if you left a comment/voted/followed my account, etc? Sure! But I appreciate you lurkers anyway, ’cause the whole point of writing is so I can share the weird stuff in my head with you weirdos who find it entertaining.

The Most Romantic Valentine’s Day Card


This is not true. I am definitely in it for more than her nice rack (although it is definitely one of my favorite things if we’re being perfectly honest here.)

But like, how great is this card?

I guess I probably should’ve posted this sooner so you guys could get an awesome card like this for your own ladies but whatever. If you want to get one of these sah-weet Valentine’s Day cards (or cards for other occasions), check out Row House 14 on Etsy by clicking HERE.

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